So I am vaccinated. Hep A&B. Typhoid. Diphtheria. Tetanus. Polio. Yellow fever. Rabies. I also have 230 doxycycline tablets. I swear if a common cold floors me I'll be annoyed. The nurse at Cedars, Jane, was so so lovely. She was really helpful as well because her daughters had also been travelling so she gave me a bunch of tips. Peoples harp on about the terrible NHS but I have no complaints. 

I am also now unemployed for the first time since I was 13. Completely unemployed.
Christ, I'm a bum.