I woke up bright and early feeling fresh as a daisy and made my way to the pool and had a really productive day… No. No. That's a lie. I woke up with a start at 1.30pm, Toby was calling my room. “How are you feeling?” Gross. So so gross. He laughs as he reminds me how drunk I was. He's smug, and rightly so. Toby tells me he's got stuff to do but we’ll do dinner so he’ll come to the hotel at 7.30pm, I mumble some vague acknowledgement and hang up the phone. I don't wake up again until 7pm. 

I shakily get ready and make my way to the lobby. Get me some Pepsi max. 10 minutes late Toby arrives and we are on our way to the mall. I don't know if I can eat let alone what I want to eat. We wander around the mall and saunter into Souq Al Bahar, take the escalator and hear ‘Whiskey in the Jar’ playing. That's where we’re going to eat. Claw. It's an American style restaurant with loud music, an unnecessary amount of TVs and dark brown wooden furniture. I order Pepsi immediately. It does the trick. Tobes has his first taste of corn dogs, followed by fish tacos and I have a pulled pork sandwich. Feeling human again, we leave Claw and aimlessly wander around the Souq. We hunt down a gift shop selling Dubai pins and luck out. I choose a pin with a UAE flag accompanied with a red flag showing Sheikh Mo’s face. Fed and watered we leave the mall and off to bed.